It looks like a beautiful morning as Mr. Suburban Homeowner leaves his house with something to drop in the mailbox. But before he can get into his car, something terrifying sends him sprinting back up the steps of his front porch.
A family of skunks would have me hightailing it for odor-free safety too. My favorite part of the video is when he tries to get his wife to join him on the porch, as if to say, “We took vows. For better or for worse, baby. If the skunks come back, we’re going down together.”