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Happy National Pet Month! We know you love your puppies and kitties more than most people, and who could blame you? Pets are loving, loyal, and some of the best friends you’ll ever have, so they deserve truly unique and creative names. However, some pet owners cross the line from creative to crazy.

Nationwide Insurance, a major provider of pet health insurance, scans their client records every year to compile their annual list of the wackiest pet names. This is clearly a banner year:

Top Ten Wackiest Dog Names

  1. Isabella Miss Worldwide Boo Boo
  2. Franklin Woofsevelt
  3. Ruffy the Vampire Slayer
  4. Vladimir Poochin
  5. Sir Lix A Lot
  6. Chauncey Von Poops a Lot
  7. Madame Squishy Van Wrinkleface
  8. Lord Stanley the Pup
  9. Little Bunny Foo Foo
  10. Sylvester Stud Puddin’ Pop

Top Ten Wackiest Cat Names

  1. Pablo Purrcasso
  2. Sir Pounce A Lot
  3. Mewpocalypse Yarn Killer
  4. Edward Scissorpaws
  5. Sir Reginald Fluffybutt
  6. Princess Consuela Bananahammock
  7. Bobcat the Builder
  8. Colonel Puff Puff
  9. Majesticoons Carefree Dior Blue Knight
  10. Banana Pawz

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