If you believe the latest news about alcohol in any amount being harmful to your health, you might not have any use for Halloween-themed wine. For the rest of us, a scary medical warning only makes ordering a bottle of Vampire Pinot Noir seem more appropriate.
Adult beverage online retailer Minibar Delivery is offering up the ghoulish grapes in six varieties:
Dracula Pinot Noir
Ghostrider Red Blend
Phantom Red Blend
Spellbound Petite Sirah
Vampire Pinot Noir
What, no BOO-jolais? Maybe next year.