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Buying a fake Christmas tree is the most disrespectful thing you can do to Christmas besides NOT watching A Christmas Story at least 7 times.A fake Christmas tree sucks! No Christmas tree smell that sits in your house throughout December. Don’t cheat the kids out of going shopping for the perfect Christmas tree. Packing in the cold car, listening to Wham’s Last Christmas on the radio and only singing the chorus, hot cocoa…

With a fake Christmas tree all you get is your momma yelling, “Hey ya’ll put that Fortnite down and take ya asses in that attic and drag that Christmas tree down”…That’s awful. #EasyMoneySon #IcanNeverBeToat