This would have happened in Florida like all great bite stories seem to.
A man opened his door to be attacked by a little, no so sweet, kinkajou. The poor guy simply opened his apartment door to leave for work when the raccoon-like animal ran in and bit the man’s foot. There were also a lot of scratches on the victim’s leg.
The incident happened last month in Lake Worth Beach. A witness said the attack sounded like “a 300-pound man was tackling him in the kitchen.” Wildlife officials don’t know where the kinkajou came from. The man was not seriously injured.
At least it wasn’t a bear!