Double Mustaches Are A Thing And No Good Can Come Of This
A lot of people are bored. That has to be the reason for bizarre things like the Tide pod challenge, pimple-popping videos, and the latest facial hair trend. If the I need all of my non-baseball fan followers to look at mike fiers' monkey tail beard. thank you. pic.twitter.com/0o3lcH7bjz
The hipster beard-and-mustache dudes have found a way to out-hipster themselves with the double mustache. Two mustaches on one face. One mustache is where it should be. The other one is below it.
To properly execute the double mustache, one must grow a magnificent ‘stache in the normal spot above the upper lip. The first mustache must then be complemented with a second version of the same mustache where the beard should be. Click through the gallery below to see some examples of this facial hair fiasco.
The double mustache is not for everyone, and certainly not for me. I’m concerned about what we might see next. What’s stopping someone from growing a triple mustache? It’s just a unibrow away…
