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Scientists Call For Ban On Glitter…And It’s About Time!

It happens every December. The mail carrier delivers Christmas cards to my house, I open the envelopes, and suddenly I’m infected with the scourge of the season: glitter. GAH! WHY!?!…

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It happens every December. The mail carrier delivers Christmas cards to my house, I open the envelopes, and suddenly I'm infected with the scourge of the season: glitter. GAH! WHY!?! If you're with me in this aversion to the sparkly plague that attaches itself to anything with which it comes into contact, stay strong, for there is hope.

Scientists are calling for a global ban on glitter and other microplastics, saying that they are hazardous to wildlife and the environment. That's right. Not only is glitter excruciatingly annoying and difficult to get out of your clothes, food, hair, and eyes; it's literally ruining the world. I knew it.

Phil Harris is 50% of "Phil & Mel in the Afternoon" on K104.7. He has been with the station since 2013 and on the air in Charlotte since 2000. Before coming to the Queen City, Phil worked for radio stations in Pittsburgh, Austin, and Seattle. In addition to the weekly "Throwback Threesome" music video feature, Phil writes about things that matter to Charlotte sports fans and pet owners. He happens to be both.