America’s Wackiest Pet Names
Happy National Pet Month! We know you love your puppies and kitties more than most people, and who could blame you? Pets are loving, loyal, and some of the best friends you’ll ever have, so they deserve truly unique and creative names. However, some pet owners cross the line from creative to crazy.
Nationwide Insurance, a major provider of pet health insurance, scans their client records every year to compile their annual list of the wackiest pet names. This is clearly a banner year:
Top Ten Wackiest Dog Names
- Isabella Miss Worldwide Boo Boo
- Franklin Woofsevelt
- Ruffy the Vampire Slayer
- Vladimir Poochin
- Sir Lix A Lot
- Chauncey Von Poops a Lot
- Madame Squishy Van Wrinkleface
- Lord Stanley the Pup
- Little Bunny Foo Foo
- Sylvester Stud Puddin’ Pop
Top Ten Wackiest Cat Names
- Pablo Purrcasso
- Sir Pounce A Lot
- Mewpocalypse Yarn Killer
- Edward Scissorpaws
- Sir Reginald Fluffybutt
- Princess Consuela Bananahammock
- Bobcat the Builder
- Colonel Puff Puff
- Majesticoons Carefree Dior Blue Knight
- Banana Pawz
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Phil Harris is 50% of "Phil & Mel in the Afternoon" on K104.7. He has been with the station since 2013 and on the air in Charlotte since 2000. Before coming to the Queen City, Phil worked for radio stations in Pittsburgh, Austin, and Seattle. In addition to the weekly "Throwback Threesome" music video feature, Phil writes about things that matter to Charlotte sports fans and pet owners. He happens to be both.
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