Sometimes Parents Go Too Far With Baby Names
Is it me or do you also think there could be long-term repercussions with giving a child a really unusual name? Teasing, wedgies, and lost lunch money are just some of the things that could be awaiting that kid when he or she gets to grade school.
Baby naming website Nameberry has compiled the most outrageous baby names given by American parents in 2017. There are some doozies on the list. Pray for these kids:
Abcde (How would you even pronounce that?)
Arson (Felonies never make good names.)
Beowulf (English major or too much “Game of Thrones?”)
Boy, Girl, Babyboy, Babygirl, Son, Man (You’re not even trying.)
Envy (Oh good, one of the seven deadly sins. At least they didn’t go with ‘Lust.’)
Evian (Remember, that’s ‘Naive’ spelled backwards.)
Fanta (Don’t you wanta? Nope.)
Furious, Havoc, Riot (Raising kids is hard enough. Why tempt fate?)
God (No pressure.)
Isis (Pretty, but noooo. Some bad dudes ruined that name for everyone.)
Jetson (Okay, that’s kinda fun!)
Lucifer (Whoa.)
Moo (Mean.)
Papa (Confusing.)
Stalin (Just no. The same goes for ‘Adolf’ and ‘Hitler.’)
Didn’t find the right name for your baby on this list? You can see some more winners HERE.
