Let’s Spend A Day At The Un-Amusement Park. Yay.
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One of my favorite things about going to an amusement park is seeing the photos of people on roller coasters and log flumes. The expressions on their faces range from sheer terror to hysterical laughter. And then there are the few, the proud, the bored.
How someone can appear absolutely devoid of emotion on these thrill rides, I’ll never understand. They’re not going to crack a smile. No. Matter. What. I’d never want to play cards with any of them because they have really good poker faces.
Click on the videos below to see these stoics doing what they do best. Nothing. Welcome to the un-amusement park.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ohpozdYHWRM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8etC5P0lLeY
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Phil Harris is 50% of "Phil & Mel in the Afternoon" on K104.7. He has been with the station since 2013 and on the air in Charlotte since 2000. Before coming to the Queen City, Phil worked for radio stations in Pittsburgh, Austin, and Seattle. In addition to the weekly "Throwback Threesome" music video feature, Phil writes about things that matter to Charlotte sports fans and pet owners. He happens to be both.
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