“Time Traveler” From 2714 Has Five Warnings For 2021
This should be good. A self-proclaimed “time traveler” has returned from the year 2714 to warn us of dangers lurking over the next few months. His name is Aery Yormany and he’s using our primitive technology of social media to gives us the heads up.
According to LADBible, this is not the first time Yormany has made predictions, but so far none have come true. In a series of videos posted on TikTok, Yormany says we need to be especially aware of coming events on these particular dates:
- September 11 – An alien will abduct 4,000 “skilled workers and children” to the planet Proxima B in advance of another species coming to destroy Earth.
- September 14 – The world’s first “Category 6 hurricane” will slam into South Carolina.
- September 26 – A chimpanzee with “a mutation in its vocal cords” will speak and have “mysterious things to say.”
- October 20 – Eight humans will receive superpowers from the sun’s extreme energy.
- November 17 – Larger versions of over 30 of our animals are discovered, including spiders, slugs, and snakes.
Oddly enough, the first warning seems like it’s the most plausible, only because no one can definitively say that aliens don’t exist. But when will Earth be destroyed? There’s a lot of other stuff happening after the abduction.
As for that Category 6 hurricane, there’s no such thing. Yes, Yormany says it will be the “world’s first” but the only storm in the Atlantic at the moment is Larry and that one won’t even touch the U.S., so South Carolina should be in the clear.
Next, we come to the talking chimp. I can only assume he or she will launch a podcast. Everyone else has one.
Who are these eight people getting superpowers from the sun? That one also comes with the dire warning “when there is good, there is always bad.” Ooh, you don’t want to end up with a bad tan.
Finally, we’ll have giant animals to deal with a week before Thanksgiving. Could one of them be a turkey?
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